Dijongate is still a “thing” within Republican talking circles. But before condiments ruled the airwaves, Michelle Obama’s appendages did. They still do. Michelle Obama’s arms rule the world.

They are apparently everywhere: magazine covers, galas, doing gardening work, shaking the hands of other not-as-sculpted arms, and  even in exercise series. Her guns are even taking away valuable air time from another Obama, Bo. The humanity.

Talk about her guns ranges from the philosophical, to the handy. Some haters are also in the mix. Their criticism usually revolves around the  “indecency” of a First Lady bearing her arms whenever she feels like it and how this will affect the image of our country across the globe. These, of course, are the same people who get all wound up because the Jonas Brothers wink and smile too much, thereby inciting young girls to do shenanigans. There is no pleasing them.

There are various reasons to admire Michelle Obama’s arms, such as:

1. She is toned and elegant, while not crossing the Madonna line and looking like she can benchpress a Jetta. A handy skill, but not for a future president.
2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will agree to any terms Barack offers him as long as he gets to squeeze Michelle’s arms. He will even throw Israel a birthday party if Michelle picks him up and playfully throws him up in the air a few times.
3. Her arms advised Timothy Geithner to not nationalize the banks.
4. We know Obama will never be unfaithful, because he knows that if he does he will be put on sleeper hold that will give him a mean headache when he regains consciousness.
5. Michelle will replace the current FDA food pyramid with the much more vegetable-friendly Popeye diet. Thanks arms!

Any other reason we should admire Michelle’s arms? If you come up with any, please leave a comment below.

For now, enjoy some additional humor in visual form:

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